Get that helmet on yer noggin!

How many times have you seen someone riding along with their helmet jauntily hanging from their handlebars as they zip through traffic? We can see the validity of someone choosing not to wear a helmet, but to wear it on a part of your bike requires a truly twisted sense of reality.

You have got to get a helmet that fits. If you don't then you won't wear the helmet, and what's the point of that?

There are lots of different helmets out there so you will surely be able to find one that fits. Go ahead and pick a helmet that you think looks good. You will be wrong of course.

Nobody looks good in a helmet but it beats being dead.

I know that you are going to want to jut your new helmet back so that you can look jaunty. Well, forget it.

It looks dumber than you think and in the end makes your helmet less safe (imagine falling face-forward).